stability:

life hack: spend your student loans on new clothes. you’ll still be just as poor and you’ll look a lot better

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.
― Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via te-hya)

dlubes:

when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you

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